"Here are a few sports marketing suggestions for those who had a rough weekend.
Duke: The snap was good! (Even if the kick wasn't.)
N.C. State: Our stadium rocks! (With pleas for Chuck Amato's head.)
Florida State: What a comeback! (Against Troy.)
Texas: Great drinking school! (To help you forget.)
Northwestern: 1-0 against Division I-A competition! (But 0-1 against Division I-AA New Hampshire.)
Tony Stewart: Defending Nextel Cup champion! (Until this year's Chase is over.)
Dallas Cowboys: Terrell Owens, baby! (And Drew Bledsoe.)
Brett Favre: Still chuckin' it! (To the other team.)
Andy Roddick: Federer's gonna retire! (In about 10 years.)
Virginia: We won! (Against Wyoming. By one point. In overtime. At home.)"